okay, so this isn’t the funniest thing ever made (there are no jokes), but it IS totally dismissable! it’s a soundscape i did for a project about a year ago, around the same time as “the millennium.”
you can download it here.
the job i’m best suited for: writing for 1950’s television.*
*it’s true. i was going to write “tailor” instead. that’s a joke that would’ve KILLED in the 50’s!
dear website,
i don’t think people would visit you even if you were
in the hospital. bam!
hope you are doing well.
xoxoxo
your pal,
tony squares
ps what does it all mean?
i really think murder mystery was the case that they gave me deserves a second look.
or, hey, download it for the first time. maybe check out the comics, too?
and, you know, if you’re LA-based (as I am, shades and all), i wouldn’t mind being hooked up with a job. i’m starting to think moving to LA would have gone smoother if my reputation had preceded me.
sincerely,
anthony thompson
this is a business where appearance (and spelling!) is everything. that’s why i really need a ballpark figure for what it would cost for me (and whomever i’m trophying around at the time) to get plastic surgery.
can you just go get an estimate like you can with a car or a stereo or a car stereo?