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if i were going to be something for halloween, it would be chevy chase from “memoirs of an invisible man” but only the parts where he wasn’t the invisible man.

click, if you dare!

catch-22 #324325:
no one’s going to visit this website unless we put something on it,
but why put something on it if no one’s going to visit?
hmmmmm… anyway, big things coming soon.

until then:
-new writing thing, “my dream, in brief(s)“.
-the superhot song, “get down on the floor (and shake that booty)“.

please accept these as a token of good faith.

added a new:
-comic
-song (the brilliant, thought-provoking “i got a microphone in my hand”)
-writing thing.

also, today i found out that when i get married, the “guys” are going to keep making whipping noises to me, even though i keep saying, “knock it off, guys. it’s not like that.”

added some comics. well, they’re more like “your favorite comic’s favorite comics.”

kinda like colin quinn.

anyone? no?

in superexcellent (it’s a word!) spirits, added some little writing ditties.

we will start making funny shorts (or songs?) for either this website
or bloop very soon. sorry about the lack of output, but i’ve been going
through what is known as “the settling in period.”

it should last around four years,
which is longer than all of my marriages put together.

i get no respect.

note to my future self: please stop laughing at me.