soup

go dutch:
american.
an invitation to eat out with each person paying his/her own bill.

this is comic #40.

alex haley.

convicted murderer: excuse me, hi. i swear i never do this, but it’s my last meal and… i asked for no onions on this.

guard/waiter: right.

convicted murderer: well, this clearly has onions.

guard/waiter: oh, i’m terribly sorry. look at that, that thing’s covered in onions.

convicted murderer: looks like you did it on purpose, actually. way too many onions, but that’s okay. no big deal.

guard/waiter: it is a big deal.

convicted murderer: just my last meal.

guard/waiter: i’ll take care of it immediately, sir.

convicted murderer: and don’t just take those off with your hands! i want a brand new one! oh, and more bread, please.

guard/waiter: it’s still in the oven.

edited 6/22.

there’s a new message board up at bloop.org/board, so let the hilarious conversations begin! and then end as soon as the newness wears off!

also, if you’re really in a bind and need to see any of our (my) old comics, they should all be neatly organizized at a website called flickr.

strawberry jelly (pictured) is disgusting.

best quote from the article:

“…and then handsome begat handsome.”

best quote from the article:

“i don’t understand were i went wrong! we has so many articels about getting redy for summer!”

oh, well. at least i can say that i look “appropriately shocked” in that photo.

my dear public,

i promise you that this will be the last comic to feature copyrighted material (as per my commitment to dogme 95), and the first in a long line of comics to be “not all that funny.” sorry, but it was 3:00 in the morning, and a sign that said “etc.” seemed funnier to me than rows of stupid, hard-to-draw, 80’s outfits. also, i was six in 1987, and most of you probably weren’t even born yet.

now, for all the soup.headsâ„¢ out there, there will soon be (already is?) a new bloop message board where you will be able to post all of your soup.questionsâ„¢ and soup.commentsâ„¢! i’ll let you know as soon as your message board comments become something that would interest me. just kidding!

much love,
anthony