Archive for August, 2005

soup.bloop.duck.

Monday, August 29th, 2005

city lights

and here’s officially the unofficial sequel to “big city girl.”

it’s called “city lights,” which i think is reasonable enough.

la chupacabra.

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

bskowron comic

notes about this comic:

-that’s supposed to be brian skowron, 1st contest winner.
-it’s not the best idea i’ve ever had.
-ultimately, i decided that the tie looked fine the way it was.
-i used this picture as a basis.
-and this one for inspiration.
-johnny, where are the pictures of daniel and i with the duck?
-the new kanye west album is too convoluted.

a specific craving.

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

ingredients for best chicken tacos ever:

-pre-cooked boneless breast, stolen from job
-cheap, already-made salsa, stolen from job
-tortillas, purchased if job does not carry
-(no) cheese
-guacamole would’ve been good
-rice would’ve been good, too

it’ll take more than an honest day’s work to make an honest woman outta ya.

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

the first racist joke

have you guys seen these things? i don’t know. there was supposed to be a song to go with it, but i broke a guitar string and don’t feel like fixing it.

also, i’ll draw those comics for the contest winner(s) as soon as i stop being so narcissistic.

rock.

Tuesday, August 9th, 2005

lobster.

too big for this small town.

Monday, August 1st, 2005

the smitten kitten

that’s the picture. if you don’t like it, there’s a really cheap joke on my other website.