soup

irony was invented so that white people could tell racist jokes.

who i want to meet: a debutante coming out, but they should put her back in.

*please, don’t send e-mails explaining how to spell “mahogany” or “boogie”*

something that doesn’t make sense.

i worked in an office for three days, and now i want to draw dilbert comics.

throwaway.

i’m going to business school. anyone need a study buddy?