Archive for July, 2007

memo, re:

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

working for a living: i’m not really working or making a living.

i’m afraid of the phone and e-mail.

how is it possible that the fortysomething who sits across from me is still single with a laugh like THAT?

have you ever felt like you missed something because you were too busy LISTENING?

the urinal smells like coffee piss before i use it.

sometimes, i miss capitalizing things correctly.

all i really need to know i learned in kindergarten, and everything i’ve learned since has been MY REASON FOR LIVING.

oh, my god, i’m going to be bald soon. someone tell me how to stop this from happening.

am i capable of getting a massage from a man? no. no, i’m not.

i’ve only hated three people in my entire life. two of them deserved it, and one of them is a vending machine.

i often spend money just to have quarters for laundry.

i probably only like san francisco because of the weather.

to be honest, i really do go out to my car for lunch and listen to “born in the u.s.a.” on repeat.

do you think “mad about you” would’ve been better if it had been called “mad at you”? YES uggh brb

life isn’t too short. the PHASES of your life are too sh

mad.

Monday, July 30th, 2007

fujitsu.

Monday, July 30th, 2007

tabouli.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

rock the mic[rowave].

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

irc.

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

famous for ribs.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

i’ll get to it eventfully.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

all of us.

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

the university of southern california.

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007