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happy acci
there are no accidents.
everything happens for a reason,
which is magic.

smeligous
imagine you’re on hold,
waiting to talk to a very busy god–
no, even better–
imagine you’re working your way through
heaven’s automated system,
like there’s a discrepancy in your cable bill,
and, on principle,
you’re going to fight it.

[10:22] JT: so i think we can go to ralphs and be back in time for that
[10:23] ts: yayaya
[10:23] ts: but then i’d have to make a PIZZA
[10:24] ts: i’ll just make some taquitos then
[10:27] JT: have pizza on thursday, pizza thursday
[10:27] JT: call it the LUNCH SPECIAL
[10:27] ts: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[12:11] ts: trying to figure out what to get for lunch
[12:12] ts: i don’t really want mcdonalds
[12:12] ts: but i might get mcdonalds
[12:13] AO: i wouldnt
[12:13] ts: why not?
[12:13] AO: get subway
[12:13] ts: oh shit
[12:13] ts: that’s the shit
[12:13] ts: really treat myself
[12:13] ts: splurge a little
[12:13] AO: u deserve it bro
[12:13] ts: probably get THE LUNCH SPECIAL
[12:14] ts: does subway have one of those?
[12:14] AO: yeah
[12:14] AO: but i dont know it
[12:15] ts: i’m not talking about adding chips and a drink
[12:15] ts: or a soup
[12:15] ts: i’m talking about THE LUNCH SPECIAL

the greatest thing to ever happen to me at work, ever: wildlife webcams.

beluga cam is the best. otter cam is a close second.

[14:46] ts: they’re so fat
[14:46] ts: they look like potstickers

so BRD (just not as BRD).

[16:11] ts: ya
[16:11] ts: plus i’d be BRD at your job
[16:11] ts: and it (sorta) pays less
[16:12] ts: and is further away
[16:12] ts: but getting a paid lunch would be nice
[16:12] ts: you know, THE LUNCH SPECIAL
[16:12] JT: if that stands
[16:13] ts: oh it’ll stand
[16:13] ts: trust me, you’ve been paid
[16:13] ts: a precedent has been set
[16:13] Meebo Message: Could not connect to network.

[12:10] JT: when you take lunch?
[12:11] ts: 12:57
[12:12] ts: on one clock
[12:12] ts: 12:59:30 on another
[12:13] ts: don’t even get me started on my cell phone clock
[12:13] ts: or the time card clock
[12:13] ts: or my office phone clock
[12:13] ts: or the clock in the break room that has the time card clock
[12:14] ts: or my car clock
[12:14] ts: but yeah i go around 1:00
[12:14] ts: i call it THE LUNCH SPECIAL
[12:15] JT: indeed you do