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Anthony, caught up in all the hoopla of the Red Scare, named names, but only because the people with microphones seemed nice and Anthony wanted them to like him. The whole incident caused a scandal that led to his being exiled from the music community (well, the part that threw the dirty sex parties anyway), but McCarthy still sends him a card every Christmas. Many years later, Anthony, disgusted with the state of commercial rap music, decided that it was okay after all. He moved to Toronto where he lost his favorite hat in a game of Between the Sheets. It was a blue hat.
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Daniel, fed up with fake-ass A&R’s, joined the AARP thinking it was the American Association of Recorders and Producers. Since then, he has been a recurring voice in the fight for increases in Social Security and Medicaid. A couple of his pals at the AARP told Daniel he should “go out looking for a girl as beautiful as a young Eleanor Roosevelt.” After leaving many lifetime friends behind in the AARP, he followed many leads that eventually led him to Martha’s Vineyard where he met a daring, young scrap named The Great Lamont Lucas Kennedy. They had such wonderful times together even though, on several occasions, The Great L.L. Kennedy had stated that he “would kill Daniel at any chance he got.”
Daniel and Anthony met through a hilarious mix-up involving a personal ad and learned they both shared an interest that very few people share: popular music. The album that followed, “Hip Hopera” did moderate business with people with no interest in music. The producer, James “Mookie” Marboni, called the album “the best and only album I’ve ever produced since finally getting my bartender’s license.” But that didn’t stop the critics. Although they found Anthony and Daniel to be “absolutely adorable,” they deemed the album “equally adorable.”
This is their story, told using comedy as a defense mechanism.
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mission statement: see “jerry maguire”