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songs

The Lightning Hardly Strikes the Land

sexy whispering=for the ladies. wailing sounds=for me.

The World Keeps Falling Apart

just your average rock song. so, in other words: it rocks!

City Lights

sequel to big city girl.

The Ocean

this song is about my fabled trip to the ocean.

Man of Principle

this is spoken word because i’m resting my voice for the holiday season.

Get Down on the Floor (and Shake that Booty)

are they playing this in clubs yet? the vocals are so hot they peak!

I Got a Microphone in My Hand

this might be so ironic that i’m not even aware of it!

Stirring Up the Dead

this is from that houseghost movie. it was supposed to be like a hip-hop version of mj’s “thriller.”

You’re the Office Clown

this one’s from office clown. the movie may be silent, but the song isn’t.

Big City Girl: A Christmas Song

hmmmm, do you like christmas songs? do you like “november rain” by guns n’ roses? big city girl
is a little bit of everyone; it’s whatever you want it to be, really.

Big City Girl: A Christmas Song (2) (NEW VERSION!!!)

i don’t know if this is a better version or not, but it is a new version that’s for sure.

Jeffrey Jones (remix)

if anything deserved a remix.

Grandma by The Johnson Family Band

these guys actually came in and knocked us out of our chairs, that we brought at home depot.

My White Bitch Thinks She’s Black by The Great Lamont Lucas Kennedy

this guy knows what he’s talkin’ about, I guess.

Freaky People by the Great Lamont Lucas Kennedy

hopefully no one will get this reference.

Al Green

i’m so sorry, mr. green. i’m not too familiar with your work.

God is 6′4″

if I’m not mistaken, that’s a little better than average.

skits

The New Klan

this one’s funny becuase it’s about racists.
this one is not written by your beloved tony and dan, but by greg thompson.

Adopt a Puppy

bring on the puppy jokes!!!

The Oval Office

so you won the election!! now what?

Grandma, Oh, Grandma

so you won the award!! now what?