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ideas.

Friday, April 20th, 2007

fuck it. i’ll just put whatever here.

SCENE: BAR

HENRY PUSHES NATE.

BARTENDER: If you guys are gonna fight, you need to take it outside!

HENRY: No, we need to do this right here.

NATE: Yeah, not outside. We need to settle this right here! Inside!

BARTENDER: No, seriously, you guys need to take this outside.

ideas.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

update: i’m gonna start writing a movie. there’s really no plot, except that it’ll be like a springsteen song.

since i never write any ideas down, i thought maybe posting them on a (what is this? a blog?) blog that nobody reads would motivate me.

SCENE: ANYWHERE

TWO GIRLS, KAILEY AND DORI, WALK UP TO HENRY AND NATE.

KAILEY: What are you guys up to?

NATE BEGINS DOING SIGN LANGUAGE.

KAILEY: What’s he doing?

NATE SIGNS.

HENRY: He says he’s doing sign language.

DORI: Is he deaf?

NATE SHAKES HIS HEAD.

HENRY: No.

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SCENE: ANYWHERE

HENRY IS TALKING WITH FREDDY. A SMALL VEHICLE IS FLIPPED OVER IN THE BACKGROUND (OR SOMETHING ODD BUT NOT TOO ODD– I’LL MASSAGE IT TO FIT THE PLOT).

HENRY: So, what happened? More importantly, how much were you guys drinking?

FREDDY How long have you been gone?

HENRY: Three years.

FREDDY: Yeah, I’ve been sober three years.