chew and screw.
convicted murderer: excuse me, hi. i swear i never do this, but it’s my last meal and… i asked for no onions on this.
guard/waiter: right.
convicted murderer: well, this clearly has onions.
guard/waiter: oh, i’m terribly sorry. look at that, that thing’s covered in onions.
convicted murderer: looks like you did it on purpose, actually. way too many onions, but that’s okay. no big deal.
guard/waiter: it is a big deal.
convicted murderer: just my last meal.
guard/waiter: i’ll take care of it immediately, sir.
convicted murderer: and don’t just take those off with your hands! i want a brand new one! oh, and more bread, please.
guard/waiter: it’s still in the oven.
edited 6/22.