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hippophiles love pony rides.

(note: although this is extremely convincing, it did not actually appear in a magazine.)

i’ll pay someone ten bucks to wash my car.

any takers? ten bucks? a little sun, maybe? chance to bring out the ol’ swim trunks? maybe a little suntan lotion here and there? don’t want to get too much sun. nobody likes a sunburn.

it’s your call. ten bucks. no, eleven… twelve bucks. best offer.

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5 Responses to “hippophiles love pony rides.”

  1. anthony Says:
    July 6th, 2005 at 11:25 pm

    no one?

  2. joey Says:
    July 7th, 2005 at 9:09 am

    i’d do it but i won’t be in the ATL anytime soon.

  3. daniel Says:
    July 7th, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    your loss.

  4. the youngest thompson Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 9:57 am

    suntan lotion, heh. one of those phrases mom always got wrong. to the rest of the world its called sunscreen. suntan lotion is something else

    next thing you know youre gunna be talking about “staple machines”. the world just will NOT let that one go… even if you only say it once… on accident. …fuck staplers/people

  5. anthony Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 10:17 am

    i have some sunblock lotion.