look closer? what? what does that mean?
brown cow
i think “jeez, louise” is a remarkable phrase.
there, that’s another thing
you probably didn’t know about me.
“how now, brown cow?” she says, rubbing it in.
copy room
the copy machine at work
is so close to making
its 800,000th copy,
but, for some reason,
i’m actually glad to know
that i won’t be here
to see it reach that milestone.
it’s a lot like when your kids
do something really embarrassing,
but you’re proud of them anyway.
that’s how i feel about myself.
wow, i’ve just realized how close i am to becoming that asshole who e-mails all their dumb haikus around the office.
example:
mondays are bad days.
it’s the worst day of the week.
friday, come quickly.
oh i cannot let
myself become that guy or
i will kill myself.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:01 am
lol