mormon mythology.

smeligous
imagine you’re on hold,
waiting to talk to a very busy god–
no, even better–
imagine you’re working your way through
heaven’s automated system,
like there’s a discrepancy in your cable bill,
and, on principle,
you’re going to fight it.

4 Responses to “mormon mythology.”

  1. The work and the glory Says:

    Roger surprised me with his patience and his intellectual and theological approach to Elder Woo’ s probing questions. “ From what I understand your teachings don’ t teach the Trinity and that Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit are all the same… your faith teaches you that Jesus and Satan are bothers…” Back and forth they went and I said a prayer for Roger that he would have wisdom but in my mind I couldn’ t help but have doubt. Doubt that Elder Woo was going to change his mind in just one night. For Mormons…

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Via: Sheldon: Sheldon Talk forum: Darth Vader Sings“ Mna Mna”!

  3. Anonymous Says:

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