northern squares.

no one knows this, but my biggest musical influence is this polarizing, all-female rap troupe from the long island suburbs called northern state. after extensive study of their enormous lyrical warehouse, i’ve written some northern state-esque lyrics of my own, as a tribute. so, without further ado, here’s a joke that only one person might get:

there’s a spider on my wall
and i know what to do
i gotta give that arachnid
a good rap with my shoe

real hip-hop!
real hip-hop!
by “rap” dj sprout
means “real hip-hop!”
(repeat until song’s end)

i’m sorry to take all of the hype away from daniel’s song, but this simply couldn’t wait. speaking of which, daniel updated the song with the full version instead of the half-version that accidentally got uploaded that no one seemed to notice.

9 Responses to “northern squares.”

  1. joey Says:

    who’s the one person?

  2. Garon Says:

    aaaawwww yyeeeaaahhh. that makes me want to stand on my head and spin around.

  3. joey Says:

    i guess it was garon.

  4. anthony Says:

    it was me; i was the one person.

  5. Garon Says:

    where’s my cardboard box? i need to bust a move!

  6. anthony Says:

    you’ve never busted a move boxless before?

  7. joey Says:

    hey guys: boxless or briefs?

  8. anthony Says:

    i double up.

  9. Garon Says:

    i get a rash if i go boxless. friction you know. dangerous…like my dance movies.