outrageous claims.

February 27th, 2009

q: what’s worse than going into a bathroom and seeing a doctor leave without washing his hands?

a: going into a bathroom that smells horrible, seeing the same doctor extensively washing his hands, and having him turn to you and say, “i was once like you.”

and the sad sacks.

February 23rd, 2009

for emergencies dial 9-911.

December 24th, 2008

bacon.

December 23rd, 2008

you will live long and enjoy life.

December 8th, 2008

smothers brothers.

November 26th, 2008

stroughterhouse five.

November 22nd, 2008

vashi.

September 3rd, 2008

things you should never say to a woman.

August 8th, 2008

pie.

July 26th, 2008