paula poundstone theme party.
rain stick
i have a new boss.
i’m supposed to eventually adjust
to having her.
i spent the day holding a three-hole punch
over the trash can
and rotating it clockwise.
i did this until my hand got tired.
then, i switched hands.
if i was doing it right,
it’d sound like a rain stick,
which means it wouldn’t sound like rain at all.
one time, i saw a woman demonstrate
how to use one of those,
but she didn’t know what she was talking about.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
This one time I found this guy rooting through my trash and he asked what all the tiny white circles were and I said there were st
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
one time i found this guy rooting through my trash and i just let him because it
May 5th, 2008 at 8:19 am
my thighs are covered in tiny white circles