paula poundstone theme party.
rain stick
i have a new boss.
i’m supposed to eventually adjust
to having her.
i spent the day holding a three-hole punch
over the trash can
and rotating it clockwise.
i did this until my hand got tired.
then, i switched hands.
if i was doing it right,
it’d sound like a rain stick,
which means it wouldn’t sound like rain at all.
one time, i saw a woman demonstrate
how to use one of those,
but she didn’t know what she was talking about.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
This one time I found this guy rooting through my trash and he asked what all the tiny white circles were and I said there were st
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
one time i found this guy rooting through my trash and i just let him because it
May 5th, 2008 at 8:19 am
my thighs are covered in tiny white circles
February 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am
I hope no one ever finds the “to-do” file in my desk.
July 9th, 2010 at 4:47 am
Anthony Hopkins is one of the veteran actors in Hollywood that should be given a lifetime acheivement award.’;.
July 10th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
when i hear the name Anthony Hopkins, i always tought of the movie Meet Joe Black.:-`
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 pm
i like the role of Anthony Hopkins in the movie Silence of The Lambs. this guy is simply amazing :-”