Comments on: stretchy denim. http://soup.bloop.org/stretchy-denim/ http://assets.comics.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/30000/7000/800/237809/237809.full.gif Tue, 22 May 2012 19:11:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: reginald vel johnson http://soup.bloop.org/stretchy-denim/#comment-15593 reginald vel johnson Sat, 20 Nov 2010 02:01:04 +0000 http://soup.bloop.org/?p=320#comment-15593 when i was 17 my father gave me 100 dollars to buy clothes because i was literally wearing hospital scrubs to high school on a daily basis. IMPORTANT NOTE: it was more of a comfort thing. i tried on the nautica jeans and the sales clerk who looked like busta rhymes accused me of shoplifting upon exit of the dressing room i had to pull my pants halfway down to prove i wasn't hiding jeans beneath my clothing aunt-gifted tabasco boxers for the whole store to see i ain't no shoplifter when i was 17 my father gave me 100 dollars to buy clothes because i was literally wearing hospital scrubs to high school on a daily basis. IMPORTANT NOTE: it was more of a comfort thing.

i tried on the nautica jeans and the sales clerk who looked like busta rhymes accused me of shoplifting upon exit of the dressing room

i had to pull my pants halfway down to prove i wasn’t hiding jeans beneath my clothing

aunt-gifted tabasco boxers for the whole store to see

i ain’t no shoplifter

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