this kitten is smitten.

meg: i almost hit a little black kitten in the middle of the road tonight, but it turned out to be part of a tire.

ken: wait, how could you almost hit a kitten if there never was a kitten?

meg: just because it was part of a tire doesn’t make it any less of a kitten, ken.

5 Responses to “this kitten is smitten.”

  1. anthony Says:

    btw, this post proves that god exists!

  2. newell Says:

    so did that Dishwalla song!

  3. joey Says:

    actually, every dishwalla song just proves that we’re all going to hell.

  4. brian Says:

    well if dishwalla’s there, stamp my ticket!

  5. anthony Says:

    dudes, i’m scalping tickets at that dishwalla show that’s coming up.